My Son of a Bitch Husband
Heading towards where the four cowardly dwarves said the monster is, the team hears metallic clanking. They decide to evaluate their situation as they plan an ambush. Dungifer casts blessing upon Grillbar and Bobos casts Armor of Grass on Radcliff. As these spells work their magic the metallic clanking stops. The group hears a hiccup and some footsteps, at first they panic and prepare for it to round the corner but soon they realize the footsteps are getting quieter. The team realizes that if they want to slay this monster like they said they would they need to follow it. Following the sound they go to a more natural cave part of the mine and see the backside of a 14 foot tall being carrying a large sack. They hear a burp and then a voice with a thick french accent, saying you two are fools. Surprised by this statement the adventures make themselves known, and the being turns around revealing 3 heads, a central head with a large mustache, says in the same french voi...